Saturday, May 21, 2011

Gee-look at that.

6:12 and I am still alive. What a shocker.

I was reading an article on AOL news that is really hilarious. Here are some of the funniest reasons they had as to why today is not the day-

Our Milk Doesn't Expire Until May 22

 We Googled It

That Whole Y2K Thing? Never Happened

Now That Arnold Is Separated, He Has Plenty Of Time To Save The World

 As Long As There's A Golden Girl Still Alive, We're Safe

 The iPhone 5 Hasn't Been Released Yet

This Facebook Page Says So

 They Haven't Made A Movie About It Yet

This Kid Has Concert Tickets

The Cubs Still Haven't Won A World Series

Oh yeah, and the Bible specifically says-
Matthew 24:36- 'No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the father.'

I'm waiting for the news story when the guy will say- "Oh no, I just made some wrong calculations. Just kidding. But I'll be right next time."

Yeah, good luck with that.

Abby Noel


Miss Cortni said...

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Scarlet said...

My Theory: These people keep getting their calculations right, but God is sitting up there saying "Nup, they know, Not going to happen this week! Mwahaha, it will come when you least expect it" Yeah, I pretty sure that's what he's saying.

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