I was reading an article on AOL news that is really hilarious. Here are some of the funniest reasons they had as to why today is not the day-
Our Milk Doesn't Expire Until May 22
We Googled It
That Whole Y2K Thing? Never Happened
Now That Arnold Is Separated, He Has Plenty Of Time To Save The World
As Long As There's A Golden Girl Still Alive, We're Safe
The iPhone 5 Hasn't Been Released Yet
This Facebook Page Says So
They Haven't Made A Movie About It Yet
This Kid Has Concert Tickets
The Cubs Still Haven't Won A World Series
Oh yeah, and the Bible specifically says-
Matthew 24:36- 'No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the father.'
I'm waiting for the news story when the guy will say- "Oh no, I just made some wrong calculations. Just kidding. But I'll be right next time."
Yeah, good luck with that.
Always,
Abby Noel
2 comments:
Hahaha that was really humorous!!! I followed you!! You seem just about as random as I am!!
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My Theory: These people keep getting their calculations right, but God is sitting up there saying "Nup, they know, Not going to happen this week! Mwahaha, it will come when you least expect it" Yeah, I pretty sure that's what he's saying.
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