Sorry to break it to you, but you look like an idiot.

Facebook pictures used to be of people when they went to cool places, or pictures with friends. (You know, kinda like scrap book pictures) Nowadays more and more people have pictures that have at least 3 of these characteristics- 

Yeah, cause that's so attractive. 

And don't forget every pervy guy's favorite kind of picture-

   "Oh darn, looks like I accidentally cut out my head and every thing else except for my chest. Oh well, I might as well post this anyway, because I don't want to waste a picture" 

I had to censor this out because even in badly drawn cartoon form, cleavage looks gross.

I swear girls purposely wear teeny tiny tank tops, and then take a picture of themselves at an angle where you can see right down their shirts (most of the time you cant even see their faces) and then they set it as their PROFILE PICTURE. Come on girls, have some decency. 

But then it gets to a whole new level of nasty when they tag a bunch of guys in it.  For those of you who don't have facebook, basically tagging them guarantees that the person tagged will see it. 

Please girls, the only guy that is ever going to be attracted by those pictures are not worth your time at all. 

Always,

Abby Noel

P.S. I love how I managed to rant, have a funny cartoon, and give a meaningful life lesson all in the same post.  Man, I'm talented.