Freaking Geniuses...

Want to feel smart?  Here are a few idiots that can help you out with that-

A story in the news recently-
"An alert plainclothes U.S. Border Patrol agent who previously served in the Marine Corps foiled a brazen attempt by 13 illegal immigrants and two suspected U.S. smugglers to enter the United States by asking the driver a simple question that every Leatherneck knows: When is the Marine Corps' birthday?"

They tried to wear Marine uniforms to get through, and of course, they could not answer that question.

A girl I had to deal with today during a museum field trip-
We were on a school field trip to the News-eum today and as we were walking through the Post-Katrina exhibit and a girl asked me- "What is a Katrina?"  

What was I supposed to say to that?

Always,
Abby Noel

This song is a parody of itself.

There were already so many parody's of it, it was difficult to find the actual version. That's saying something.

Always,

Abby Noel

Whoopsies...

Sorry I haven't really been posting a whole lot recently.  I'll try to work on that.

So here are some things that I've learned in the past week.

• If you think a guy flirts with everyone else the way he flirts with you, then he does.

• X does not equal 3.4   It just doesn't.  Ever.

• If you eat whip cream in a container, your an idiot. Redi-whip is the way to go.

• Never give me pixie sticks. Bad things happen.

So, yup. Those are some valuable life lessons. You're welcome.

These never fail to amuse me...

I learned today that the guy that plays the voice of Yoda in star wars is also the voice of the Cookie Monster and Ms. Piggy on the Muppet's.  I found that also amusing.

 

Always,

Abby Noel

Dang it...when did she get funny???

Always,

Abby Noel

I might have just gained a bit of respect for Miley Cyrus...

Always,

Abby Noel

That's it. I'm moving.

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Always,

Abby Noel

Just something...

"Good friends are people that won't let you move away because they would miss you, but best friends are people that won't let you move away because half of your belongings are at their house."

Always,
Abby Noel

Brawny commercials are inaccurate.

...because if I was going shopping and a small cartoon man started to sing to me, I would run out of that Isle immediately. Probably screaming like a small child.

Always,
Abby Noel

I need to recreate this one day...

Always,
Abby Noel

Wow, my friends can actually dance...

...and this is how we entertain ourselves in the hallways of hotels...

Always,

Abby Noel